Eric Prydz just went and done it y’all. His new track, “Breathe” featuring Rob Swire of Knife Party, is giving me life.
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If Christina Aguilera Released ‘Bionic’ Today…

Christina Aguilera
It’s no secret that diva siren Christina Aguilera has not been the poster child for commercial success, especially in more recent years. Bionic underwhelmed by only cumulatively selling 330,000 units, and Lotus fared even worse, selling 290,000 units. She do be lookin’ all types of good on The Voice doe… But! What if she had reversed the order in which she released her projects? Would there be a different pop playing field today, one where Christina is heralded as a titanic commercial force?
You Better Disco Bitch! Giorgio Moroder Wears Too Much Cologne (Probably) & Collabs With A-Listers
¡Selenita, No Llores Mamí!

¡Aye Dios, mío! Latina superstar and pop dynamo, Selena Gomez, released a new single from her upcoming greatest hits album, For You. “The Heart Wants What It Wants” is perfection… It is a ballad (I’m a ballad bitch) with sass. A little bit of throbbing electronica and some vocal stutters are prevalent through out this yearning number. What does it all mean?
So.Many.Hapz….

So.much.stuff.keeps.happening! Azealia Banks Beyoncéd her debut LP, Taylor Swift released a music video, Fergie released a music video, Cheryl‘s album is out, Nick Jonas‘ album is out, One Direction‘s album is out, & Selena Gomez released a new single… Holy tits, right?! That’s quite a bit to take in, like so big that you’ll need some poppers and a Costco sized bottle of lube…
David! (Linda) Listen!

Superstar DJ, David Guetta, unleashed the tracklist for his upcoming LP Listen and it looks very promising. This marks Guetta’s newest album release since 2011’s Nothing But The Beat, a personal favorite of mine. We have already heard “Bad”, “Shot Me Down”, “Lovers on the Sun”, and the epic “Dangerous”, so we have a taste of what we can expect. I must say that I have been pretty impressed with the stuff he has been putting out. So who exactly did Guetta collaborate with?
Dawn Richard Banishes The Light
Left-hook and donkey punch enthusiast, Dawn Richard, has unleashed some pretty awesome news today. The Goldenheart singer has unveiled the cover art to her upcoming LP Blackheart, which is set to hit shelves on January 19th, 2015. Along with this little nugget, she released the lead single, “Blow”, and corresponding video. Looks like things are gonna get a bit gritty, you better take me there Ms. Richard.
Open Wide: The Movie
“Oh God! Woah! What?” By now, we’re all familiar with the Big Sean call. If this were Pokémon, Big Sean would be the evolved form of Lil’ Jon. Personally, I would keep pressing B to prevent that shit. Anyway, Large Sean is featured on Calvin Harris’ newest song (single?) “Open Wide”, and the video came out todayish.
1989 Invades 2014
Somewhere in Hell, Satan is bundled up in an off-brand North Face while cursing Taylor Swift; Hell has frozen over, because Swift has actually went and released a solid pop record that has me here for her. Let’s be honest, her releasing a pop record has been a long time coming, and Red wasn’t too far off with the likes of “I Knew You Were Trouble.”, and “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together”. When she released “Shake It Off”, I rolled my eyes so hard that they actually got stuck in the back of my head. Other than looking adorable in the video, the song was pretty terrible. Then, came “Out of the Woods”, another song that kind of underwhelmed me save for the amazing drums. Finally, “Welcome to New York” debuted and I was all “Okay, I see you Taylor. Getting your pop record.” The album leaked pretty early on Friday and I immediately played it… Here are the results.
Number 1: Brandy & Some Other People Collaborate
Two Eleven Princess, Brandy, is prominently featured in the new Mystery Skulls joint, “Number 1”, and it is obviously good. The LA based act is known primarily for their indie/electronica vibe, and “Number 1” is definitely vibin’.




