So.much.stuff.keeps.happening! Azealia Banks Beyoncéd her debut LP, Taylor Swift released a music video, Fergie released a music video, Cheryl‘s album is out, Nick Jonas‘ album is out, One Direction‘s album is out, & Selena Gomez released a new single… Holy tits, right?! That’s quite a bit to take in, like so big that you’ll need some poppers and a Costco sized bottle of lube…

So basically, this calls for a VLOG!!! AHHHH! I know, you can barely contain your collective excitement, and erections, at the thought of me providing yet another awkward installment of…. me!

When you’re a working girl, you sometimes only have time to watch Buffy or It’s Always Sunny… And getting swoll at the gym, obviously. Oh man, and I found that doing voiceovers is kind of the best thing ever; iMovie is my only friend right now.

Treats aplenty are coming your way, so be patient bitches.