Okay, everybody stop whatever the fuck it is you’re doing and listen. I mean really listen. About 3 hours ago, something M-A-J-O-R happened. Two of Madonna‘s new songs leaked… I repeat, we are on the heels of an impending take-over. Somewhere, in the dungeon of a dark castle on a lonely hill in England, Madonna is standing over the shackled bloodstained body of her assistant demanding the head of whomever is responsible for these leaks.
Ace Wilder (who?) recently released a killer track titled “Riot”. The Swedish pop tart is fucking killing it in this little number!
It’s dangerous, so dangerous, I wanna do it again! Trigga & Breezy do it again, but this time not in each other’s butts. The duo teamed up and covered David Guetta’s “Dangerous”.
Sia‘s 1000 Forms of Fear was released over the summer, and for some reason a few songs from the epic have flown under my radar…
Everyone! Stop what you’re doing and play this at high volumes. London gentleman, MNEK, released another flawless track from his debut album which is set to hit shelves early next year.
Punk pop princess Charli XCX is releasing music that renders Avril Lavigne unable to even. “Gold Coins” is a little taste that we were treated to today from Charli’s upcoming LP Sucker. Written alongside frequent Robyn and Icona Pop collaborator, Patrik Berger, “Gold Coins” is a gritty, no-fucks-given, rock anthem about wanting to have too much money. Scrooge McDuck who?!
The gang is back and better than ever! Newly resurfaced footage of lovable 80’s characters He-Man, She-Ra, and Orko teaches you the dangers that lurk about. Take a second and watch them drop some knowledge. The only thing that would make this cooler is a rockin’ 80’s learn-rap.
¡Aye Dios, mío! Latina superstar and pop dynamo, Selena Gomez, released a new single from her upcoming greatest hits album, For You. “The Heart Wants What It Wants” is perfection… It is a ballad (I’m a ballad bitch) with sass. A little bit of throbbing electronica and some vocal stutters are prevalent through out this yearning number. What does it all mean?
So.much.stuff.keeps.happening! Azealia Banks Beyoncéd her debut LP, Taylor Swift released a music video, Fergie released a music video, Cheryl‘s album is out, Nick Jonas‘ album is out, One Direction‘s album is out, & Selena Gomez released a new single… Holy tits, right?! That’s quite a bit to take in, like so big that you’ll need some poppers and a Costco sized bottle of lube…
