Eric Prydz just went and done it y’all. His new track, “Breathe” featuring Rob Swire of Knife Party, is giving me life.
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If Christina Aguilera Released ‘Bionic’ Today…
Christina Aguilera
It’s no secret that diva siren Christina Aguilera has not been the poster child for commercial success, especially in more recent years. Bionic underwhelmed by only cumulatively selling 330,000 units, and Lotus fared even worse, selling 290,000 units. She do be lookin’ all types of good on The Voice doe… But! What if she had reversed the order in which she released her projects? Would there be a different pop playing field today, one where Christina is heralded as a titanic commercial force?
Charli XCX Makes It Hail…Gold Coins
Punk pop princess Charli XCX is releasing music that renders Avril Lavigne unable to even. “Gold Coins” is a little taste that we were treated to today from Charli’s upcoming LP Sucker. Written alongside frequent Robyn and Icona Pop collaborator, Patrik Berger, “Gold Coins” is a gritty, no-fucks-given, rock anthem about wanting to have too much money. Scrooge McDuck who?!
PSA For Thought: He-Man, She-Ra, & Orko On Touching
The gang is back and better than ever! Newly resurfaced footage of lovable 80’s characters He-Man, She-Ra, and Orko teaches you the dangers that lurk about. Take a second and watch them drop some knowledge. The only thing that would make this cooler is a rockin’ 80’s learn-rap.
So.Many.Hapz….
So.much.stuff.keeps.happening! Azealia Banks Beyoncéd her debut LP, Taylor Swift released a music video, Fergie released a music video, Cheryl‘s album is out, Nick Jonas‘ album is out, One Direction‘s album is out, & Selena Gomez released a new single… Holy tits, right?! That’s quite a bit to take in, like so big that you’ll need some poppers and a Costco sized bottle of lube…
Christina Aguilera & Miranda Lambert?
Is Christina about to put on her cowboy boots and denim thong again? We all know that Christina Aguilera is kind of in the studio recording her next flop album, the follow-up to 2012’s Lotus (which was actually really good). When she isn’t binging on carbs and orphan giblets, she is prepping that new release. Well, something is being hinted at via Xtina‘s Instagram…
Cheryl Gets Out Her Telescope (Again)
New Cheryl music? I’m on it! Yesterday, my girl shared a new track from her highly anticipated 3rd studio album Only Human, and it’s obviously great. The astronomically pleasing “Stars” takes you on a trip a la the Great Space Coaster. 
American Horror Story: Freak Show Factoids
Since premiering this October, American Horror Story: Freak Show has generated a large interest into the origins of the characters portrayed. Facebook has been abuzz with articles detailing the real life inspiration for many of the characters we see in the series. The one that really caught my eye was the character Pepper, and the inspiration behind her.
Happy Britney Day!!!
The holy high holiday is upon us all. Today, November 5th, has been declared Britney day in honor of the legendary Miss Britney Spears (and the incredible Ligo). Homegirl is even getting her very own key to the Sin City Strip. So what exactly does one do on Britney Day?
Vlog: Allow Me to Introduce Myself
Feast your eyes and ears on my super awkward introduction. You can look forward to more of these masterpieces, since I sat through 30 minutes of a YouTube video teaching me how to use iMovie. If Showgirls were a vlog, it would be this. #CameronScottisGoddess #RatherWorkattheCheetah
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