Iggy Azalea Comes Out of Hiding, Releases “AZillion”

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In today’s fickle industry, artists release what they call “buzz singles”. What that means is that they either don’t have enough confidence in their release, or the single they thought they were confident in flopped. It’s a pretty good PR move, but I’m over here like “girl, I see you”. In a galaxy far far away, the shade reaches far and wide and no one is safe from the trolls. Iggy Azalea is the most recent artist to do just this, and….

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Madonna Unleashes Her Rebel Heart

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Okay, everybody stop whatever the fuck it is you’re doing and listen. I mean really listen. About 3 hours ago, something M-A-J-O-R happened. Two of Madonna‘s new songs leaked…  I repeat, we are on the heels of an impending take-over. Somewhere, in the dungeon of a dark castle on a lonely hill in England, Madonna is standing over the shackled bloodstained body of her assistant demanding the head of whomever is responsible for these leaks.

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¡Selenita, No Llores Mamí!

¡Aye Dios, mío! Latina superstar and pop dynamo, Selena Gomez, released a new single from her upcoming greatest hits album, For You. “The Heart Wants What It Wants” is perfection… It is a ballad (I’m a ballad bitch) with sass. A little bit of throbbing electronica and some vocal stutters are prevalent through out this yearning number. What does it all mean?

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David! (Linda) Listen!

Superstar DJ, David Guetta, unleashed the tracklist for his upcoming LP Listen and it looks very promising. This marks Guetta’s newest album release since 2011’s Nothing But The Beat, a personal favorite of mine. We have already heard “Bad”, “Shot Me Down”, “Lovers on the Sun”, and the epic “Dangerous”, so we have a taste of what we can expect. I must say that I have been pretty impressed with the stuff he has been putting out. So who exactly did Guetta collaborate with?

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1989 Invades 2014

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Somewhere in Hell, Satan is bundled up in an off-brand North Face while cursing Taylor Swift; Hell has frozen over, because Swift has actually went and released a solid pop record that has me here for her. Let’s be honest, her releasing a pop record has been a long time coming, and Red wasn’t too far off with the likes of “I Knew You Were Trouble.”, and “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together”. When she released “Shake It Off”, I rolled my eyes so hard that they actually got stuck in the back of my head. Other than looking adorable in the video, the song was pretty terrible. Then, came “Out of the Woods”, another song that kind of underwhelmed me save for the amazing drums. Finally, “Welcome to New York” debuted and I was all “Okay, I see you Taylor. Getting your pop record.” The album leaked pretty early on Friday and I immediately played it… Here are the results.

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