For those of you who don’t know, which appears to be most of you (shame!!!), a maaayyyjor album was released back on September 25th, 2015. The album in question: dumblonde by dumblonde. “What is a dumblonde?”, some of you will probably ask. Well, you stupid bitches, it is a supremely underrated dance act formed by Shannon Bex and Aubrey O’Day (Aubrey, don’t get mad that Shannon’s name is first).
In today’s fickle industry, artists release what they call “buzz singles”. What that means is that they either don’t have enough confidence in their release, or the single they thought they were confident in flopped. It’s a pretty good PR move, but I’m over here like “girl, I see you”. In a galaxy far far away, the shade reaches far and wide and no one is safe from the trolls. Iggy Azalea is the most recent artist to do just this, and….
It’s no secret that Tinashe‘s brand of yas is quite potent. As she is gearing up to release her sophomore album, Joyride, we are treated to a dope remix of the single “Player”. So you better keep up, playerzzzz, cause tonight is a game changer.
Punk pop princess Charli XCX is releasing music that renders Avril Lavigne unable to even. “Gold Coins” is a little taste that we were treated to today from Charli’s upcoming LP Sucker. Written alongside frequent Robyn and Icona Pop collaborator, Patrik Berger, “Gold Coins” is a gritty, no-fucks-given, rock anthem about wanting to have too much money. Scrooge McDuck who?!
¡Aye Dios, mío! Latina superstar and pop dynamo, Selena Gomez, released a new single from her upcoming greatest hits album, For You. “The Heart Wants What It Wants” is perfection… It is a ballad (I’m a ballad bitch) with sass. A little bit of throbbing electronica and some vocal stutters are prevalent through out this yearning number. What does it all mean?
Is Christina about to put on her cowboy boots and denim thong again? We all know that Christina Aguilera is kind of in the studio recording her next flop album, the follow-up to 2012’s Lotus (which was actually really good). When she isn’t binging on carbs and orphan giblets, she is prepping that new release. Well, something is being hinted at via Xtina‘s Instagram…
Superstar DJ, David Guetta, unleashed the tracklist for his upcoming LP Listen and it looks very promising. This marks Guetta’s newest album release since 2011’s Nothing But The Beat, a personal favorite of mine. We have already heard “Bad”, “Shot Me Down”, “Lovers on the Sun”, and the epic “Dangerous”, so we have a taste of what we can expect. I must say that I have been pretty impressed with the stuff he has been putting out. So who exactly did Guetta collaborate with?
Left-hook and donkey punch enthusiast, Dawn Richard, has unleashed some pretty awesome news today. The Goldenheart singer has unveiled the cover art to her upcoming LP Blackheart, which is set to hit shelves on January 19th, 2015. Along with this little nugget, she released the lead single, “Blow”, and corresponding video. Looks like things are gonna get a bit gritty, you better take me there Ms. Richard.
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