Why Kelly Rowland Needs To Return To The Dancefloor

kelly rowland, commander, here i am, forever and a day

Forever and a day ago… Ms. Kelly Rowland went and released one of the most dance-worthy songs in ever. That song was “Commander” and it came after the great success she saw with David Guetta on the track “When Love Takes Over”. I mean who doesn’t remember how inescapable that song was back in 2009? I couldn’t get away from it, and I didn’t want to, that shit was fire. So why did she leave us on the dancefloor with nothing but our glow sticks and pockets full of dreams?

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Why dumblonde Released The Best [Dance] Album of 2015

dumblonde, aubrey o'day, shannon bex, dance

For those of you who don’t know, which appears to be most of you (shame!!!), a maaayyyjor album was released back on September 25th, 2015. The album in question: dumblonde by dumblonde. “What is a dumblonde?”, some of you will probably ask. Well, you stupid bitches, it is a supremely underrated dance act formed by Shannon Bex and Aubrey O’Day (Aubrey, don’t get mad that Shannon’s name is first).

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