
There have been few tragedies more devastating than the demise of Lindsay Lohan‘s ill-fated third (yes third!) studio album, Spirit in the Dark.

There have been few tragedies more devastating than the demise of Lindsay Lohan‘s ill-fated third (yes third!) studio album, Spirit in the Dark.

I have a confession: I had no fucking clue what a Camila Cabello was until homegirl left Fifth Harmony, causing the band to scramble and rebrand as Fourth Melody. I digress…. I was all, “Sure, Jan”, let’s see what you got. And bitch…

Before there was #metoo, there was Cassie Ventura schooling us about consent while using the power of the pussy. She knows your game and she does not have the time.

I dive into the future
But I’m blinded by the sun
I’m reborn in every moment
So who knows what I’ll become

In today’s fickle industry, artists release what they call “buzz singles”. What that means is that they either don’t have enough confidence in their release, or the single they thought they were confident in flopped. It’s a pretty good PR move, but I’m over here like “girl, I see you”. In a galaxy far far away, the shade reaches far and wide and no one is safe from the trolls. Iggy Azalea is the most recent artist to do just this, and….
She’s old, she’s mean, and she’s in the business of making Stars. She is from Old Hollywood, and a time where everyone smoked, cursed, and said what was on their mind. She’s not here to do anyone any favors and she certainly doesn’t have time for anyone’s shit. She’s pushing 90, but she has worked every day of her life. When she isn’t managing her A-list clients, you can find her at the bingo hall or passed out drunk behind Mickey’s. Before you know it, she’ll make her way into your heart.
Austin Mahone, my little chicken nugget, released a stellar R&B jam today titled “Places”. He premiered the song on SoundCloud as a special little treat. “Here’s a new song me and Robert wrote since we’ve been in the new house! Hope you like it!”
Oh man! Lots of goodies leaked this weekend including, but not limited to: Taylor Swift’s 1989, Danity Kane‘s DK3, Leighton Meister’s Heartstrings, Calvin Harris’ Motion, Mary J. Blige’s The London Sessions, a Far East Movement EP, a handful of music videos, and several songs. Basically, I have been binge watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and/or working, so I have neglected updating.

For today’s edition of bangsauce or hangsauce?, we have King Tut. This image was released by way of virtual autopsy technology that compiled an exorbitant amount of data, giving us the picture you see above. His parents were apparently brother and sister…
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