Just Call Her Cheryl

She is the dancing queen, hangs out with Mr. Bean, only drinks Ovaltine. None of those things are correct, but I’m drunk and ABBA is everything. Somehow, I completely neglected to mention that one of my absolute favorite UK pop stars is releasing her third studio album Only Human on November 7th. The former Girls Aloud member is responsible for some of my absolute favorite jams such as “Amnesia”, “Parachute”, “Heaven”, “Happy Hour”, and the entire track list of her A Million Lights; “Ghetto Baby” makes me want to go to Brooklyn, pick up a random street rough, and flog him until he agrees to be my boothang. I’m not guaranteeing that Cheryl will elicit such a response out of you, but you could only be so lucky! Continue reading

Anticipation: Q4 (and Beyond) Releases

Music is my boyfriend, music is my girlfriend, music is my imaginary friend….no but seriously, can we just take a second to appreciate how amazing music is? Now that our moment of silence is over, we can begin. 2014 may have taken a huge dump on everyones’ lives, but some pretty awesome music is either on its way, or has already graced our ear balls. Personally, my favorite released this year is Tove Lo’s “Queen of the Clouds”, I digress…. I have compiled a list of the (my) top 10 anticipated future releases, organized by release date. Continue reading

Is Taylor Swift Really Out of The Woods?

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I didn’t want my first official blog post to be on the white privilege ambassador, the queen of airing dirty laundry, and the eternally doey-eyed pop star that we all know as Taylor Swift, but the blogosphere is aflutter with her most recent release. “Out of the Woods” is Taylor’s newest single, and ode to Harry Styles, off of her multi-platinum future release “1989”. Let’s be honest, there are so many white girls (and gay boys) who are unable to even in this country that Swift will always be a commercial success. But does that mean it is actually good pop music? Continue reading

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Shade: Whispers of Madonna’s New Album

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By now, you have all heard that the Material Girl who dreamt of San Pedro is working on new material. Her follow-up to 2012’s MDNA, presumably titled “#UnApologeticBitch #BitchImMadonna *gun emoji* hashtagextravaganza”, has been in the works for quite some time, and the queens are thirsty. The latest in M’s shade campaign comes in response to Ariel Pink‘s desperate cry for attention.

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