The holy high holiday is upon us all. Today, November 5th, has been declared Britney day in honor of the legendary Miss Britney Spears (and the incredible Ligo). Homegirl is even getting her very own key to the Sin City Strip. So what exactly does one do on Britney Day?

Go to Turrrget and Starbucks, of course! I mean there is also a little soiree being thrown at LINQ Promenade at 5:30 PM, which will feature gift bags filled with vanilla candles and “I fuckin’ hate waitin’!” T-shirts.

I, for one, will be celebrating by interning and blasting my favorite Britney tracks. AKA pretty much her whole catalogue. Time to bust out the red leather catsuit and do some cartwheels!