Austin Mahone, my little chicken nugget, released a stellar R&B jam today titled “Places”. He premiered the song on SoundCloud as a special little treat. “Here’s a new song me and Robert wrote since we’ve been in the new house! Hope you like it!”

Driven by piano and gritty electronic grinds, this song is oozing with swag…and sex. He’s 18 now, right? Whatever. He better be, or he is so grounded.

This is a nice little jam that you light a few candles to while having a love affair with some fast food. You end up sobbing into your large milkshake because no one will ever love you as much as you love carbs. It’s all just really sad. Take a listen: