For today’s edition of bangsauce or hangsauce?, we have King Tut. This image was released by way of virtual autopsy technology that compiled an exorbitant amount of data, giving us the picture you see above. His parents were apparently brother and sister…

I took the liberty of showing what Tut would have looked like as his alter ego, Ms. Queen Slut. You can’t clock the spook when this ho is in face, and she is serving it up! Club foot? No problem Queen, we’ll just throw some glitter on that shit, spruce that cane up a notch, and let you perform the house down. I personally would vote bangsauce.

She is even giving us a flirty little nip slip! As I live and breathe, I think we have next season’s winner of Rupaul’s Drag Race.